Peaceful Ponies and Friends

Welcome to Peaceful Pony's Republic of Sunny Day Ranch Information Press. I would like to start off by congratulating our newest senior marketer, Happy Horse. Happy joins us with over 7 months of combined experience in the fast food industry. Happy has worked for many Fortune 500 companies, including McDonalds and KFC. We'd also like to take this time to wish everyone at Funny Farms, Tacoma, WA. our sincerest apologies for the UZI related deaths of their mares. Gun safety cannot be overstated and continues to be a top priority in the company.  

The following people are fired:

• Suzie
• Josie
• Mandy
• Dylan

Today's lunch is Mandy.